Gy problems? serious answers please :)?

well one time i farted sooo stinky, my teacher had to open the windows!!! so one day pretend your hot, and open a window when you feel a fart coming.. then when you fart, it will "air the room out". also, insert a dryer sheet into bunghole area, so when you fart you smell lilcas. one more thng is spray your area with perfume before school time, and then when you fart you will also smell delight. or, keep blaming the farts on ian stewart..